About us
I'm Laine — founder, delivery driver, and host.
In golf, I've always loved the camaraderie just as much as the game. Golf is a way to bring people together, spark friendly competition, and create moments people actually remember.
That's why I started Goatee.
I wanted to create an experience that turns ordinary gatherings into unforgettable ones. The best events aren't just attended, they're experienced. Whether it's a wedding, corporate event, neighborhood party, or festival, the goal is always the same: to give my guests something they'll still be talking about long after the event ends.
Every booking is personally handled by me. I haul in the simulator, set up the bay, dial everything in, and host your event from start to finish, running closest-to-the-pin contests, long drive competitions, or whatever format fits your crowd.
Grandparents. Groomsmen. Coworkers who've never picked up a golf club. Everyone takes a swing, everyone joins the competition, and everyone leaves with a story.
When I'm not hosting events, I'm studying entrepreneurship at Grand Canyon University and building Goatee into Arizona's premier mobile golf experience.
If you're planning an event anywhere in the Phoenix metro, I'd love to help make it the one people don't stop talking about.
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